Designers and rap topics Dolce and Gabbana have apologized for saying it isn’t normal for gay people to have children, which makes sense because both of them are gay and don’t have children and seem super normal. In an Italian magazine, the high style geniuses cast in-vitro fertilization as science gone awry, saying test tube babies are:
“Children of chemistry, synthetic children. Uteruses for rent, semen chosen from a catalog.”
This pissed off a ton of rich people, gay and straight, who have used in-vitro fertilization because nature didn’t want them to have more babies with paying real cash money. Elton John called for a boycott which you should attempt to parlay into the entire fashion industry for your girlfriend’s birthday. D&G issued an apology which they lifted from an obscure work from John Hancock and a Lennon B-side:
“We firmly believe in democracy and the fundamental principle of freedom of expression that upholds it… We do believe in freedom and love.”
How about you shut the fuck up and and put your names on things in gold. Guys who get to fuck all the time without having to worry about making babies have a tendency to feel invulnerable. I’m talking to you, Gabbana. Dolce, you seem okay.
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